Wednesday, May 28, 2014

The Beast.....

The newest addition to the stable is ….The Beast. Why such a lame and clichéd name? Because she scared the living daylights out of me yesterday, that’s why! I was stupid enough during the test ride to accept an offer from her previous owner for a show of how she should be ridden. The 5 to 10 second ride that I endured on the back with this maniac at the helm felt like a life time and was so traumatizing that I actually closed my eyes shut…tight….I’m not ashamed to say it. I had a new appreciation for the power that would be in my hands soon, and new respect for her……and zero respect for the idiot who made my life flash before my eyes on the Colombo/Negombo road…

You have to respect the Beast…….Eric Bana knows it….any fool who has rearranged some part of their skeletal structure due to a misbehaving hunk of metal knows you have to respect the Beast…….You control how the chaos is unleashed to some extent, and you have to deal with the repercussions…..

For all the idiots who think they are invincible super men…..I say, 'stupid SQUID'……you not only shorten the length of your stupid life, but put the lives of random innocents in jeopardy as well…

To those who say they aren’t scared….either you are oblivious or just an idiot…..if the Beast doesn’t scare you, then you are already dead……99% of the thrill is the fear…….

It all sounds very cliché, but this is actually what you feel when you experience all that power waiting to pounce from under your legs…..Few people experience it due to their inability to conquer the overwhelming fear……you can’t remove the fear, just manage it long enough so you can have some fun….

And without further ado, here she is…..


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    1. Sorry for the late reply, and thanks chef.... couldn't have done it without you ;)

  2. Your Volta, though I've never ridden, is a bike that make me do a double take.
    This bike is something I'm not familiar with. Give more details and specs please.